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Thursday, May 9, 2019

Remembering Bandland

400 block of Eutaw Street, between Franklin and Mulberry Streets. Across from Sgt. Pepper/Hanratty's and Gary Beauty Supply.

A View Askew from Bandland. Note Sgt. Pepper club (formerly Hanratty's) across the street

Tom Cohan recently brought back memories of jamming at Bandland, a dumpy warehouse a few blocks down from the Marble Bar run by a character named Mr. Walter Malloy (I can still remember his voicemail recording: "Welcome to Bandland, this is Walter Malloy. Leave a message at the beep and have a tremendous day!") that was a practice space for such bands as Zehn Archer and the all-girl She-Devils, among others. If memory serves me right, it was the old Stanley's Furniture building on Eutaw and Mulberry Street.

Stanley's Furniture on Eutaw and Mulberry: Home of "Bandland"

This would have been sometime around 1981, after Katie Katatonic and I were in Thee Katatonix and The Boatniks. (My "gap year" before I threw in the towel and moved on to Law and then Library School and my subsequent life of quiet desperation.) As the photo above attests, it was across the street from Sgt. Pepper (formerly Hanratty's), which was home to Jules' Loft (2nd floor) and Da Moronics (3rd floor). Jules' Loft would become a major hardcore performance space in the '80s.

Katie Kat insists: "I wasn't there!"

Tom said he was inspired to expand his musical horizons after hearing me playing there with a bass player that was either Katie Katatonic, David Cawley or George Poscover. Hmmm, that's three bass players who all went to Towson High (and in the same class, I think - go figure!). Tom Cohan seems to think we played Joy Division/New Order's "Ceremony.

New Order - "Ceremony" (Factory, 1981)

The recollection has become somewhat of a Rashomon phenomenon of differing perspectives, for my memory banks are depleted, while Katie insists she wasn't there (or if she was, she wasn't playing bass) and Tom Cohan may have conflated the gender of said bass player, perhaps assuming Katie was playing because of our legacy as the Katatonix and Boatniks rhythm section.

The cavernous halls of Bandland

Tom Cohan: "I was early for band practice [with Richard Taylor and Zehn Archer]. I started walking up the stairs to our space at Bandland. I heard these wonderful sounds coming from a rehearsal room. I poked my head in. It was you [Tom Warner] and Katie and maybe someone else looking cooler than anything I had ever seen before. (Not Dave Cawley. I met him a bit later in another dumpy band rehearsal space on Saratoga singing songs about dinosaurs.) You were so friendly. You invited me to play with you. I started playing "Ceremony," as I was a huge Joy Division fan and that New Order single had just come out. You guys jumped in and it sounded amazing. It was truly a very influential moment for me."

Inside Bandland. Nice decor, eh?

I remember jamming there another time with the boy band wannabes Young Prufrock Alliance, featuring Dave Cawley (post-UXB and Nu-Beats but pre-Berserk) and Towson Public Library co-worker and prog guitarist extraordinaire Dan, who was totally into Rush and who said he would be embarrassed to play 3-chord songs in public with us. Dan didn't get "Punk," but he could read sheet music and fancied himself an intellectual like Geddy Lee (but we wished we could "turn" him because he sure could play guitar effortlessly!).

An Unholy Alliance: Young Prufrockers Dave Cawley and Tom Warner

Dave Cawley and I later also played with George Poscover at Bandland, but George was entering his post-rock, all-classical music phase and the nascent promise of YPA was thankfully aborted.

George Poscover

Dave Cawley: "Yep.  Me and you and Dan made a tape and jackass Adolf [Kowalski of Thee Katatonix] threw it at a wall.  I guess we were out of college? It was about the time [Talking Heads'] REMAIN IN LIGHT came out... When we saw Byrne on Charles St. (You have to write that up on Facebook!  It's a good story!) I played bass with u and Dan and guitar with u and George. Fun times! Then just u and me played.  "Study Group" [A YPA original song celebrating good study habits]!   You were such a commercial sell out."

Dave Cawley of the the short-lived Young Prufrock Alliance

Prior to his change of heart, George was in an post-punk group called Non-Erotic Male Bonding, or N.E.M.B. Singer Lee Warren, guitarist Bill Carey and drummer David Bowman were formerly in a Florida band called The Stick Figures. When the drummer dropped out, Lee bought a Roland CR-78 drum machine, giving their slashing guitars and blunt beats an edgy, Cure-ious, Gang of Four vibe. N.E.M.B. released a lone single, "Torture" b/w "The Middle Room" (Green Records, 1981).

Non-Erotic Male Bonding "Torture" b/w "The Middle Room" (Green Records, 1981)

George lived with artist tENTATIVELY a cONVENIENCe (tENT for short) for a while and it was probably during this period that NEMB got involved with the "Gender-Fuck Party." As the Cheap Rewards Record Blog writes:

On Saturday April 4, 1981 a Gender-Fuck Party was held where attendees went into a closet where a Bolex film camera was setup with a cable release that advanced the film one frame at a time. On that night a version of NEMB that included Lee, George, and a guitar player named Charles Freeman performed.
Lee’s old band mates Bill and Dave took a hiatus from Stick Figures and came up to Baltimore in the summer of 1981. They joined Lee and George, who were working on some NEMB demos. The temporary line-up recorded two songs that would be released as NEMB’s sole output in a run of 500 copies. Their version of “The Middle Room” became the soundtrack to the Gender Fuck Party film that had previously been shown without an audio track. Lee and George can be seen in the film between :07 and :14. 
Here's the film, as posted by tENT (aka BalTimOre, etc.):

If you look closely, I think you'll also see another Towson High grad, future model Genie Vincent, in this video, around the 1:39-1:44 mark. (Genie went on the be the model on the back cover of Malcolm McLaren's 1984 record Fans.)

George eventually gave up pop music, went to pharmacy school, then became a physical therapist (my PT, in fact!) and bicycling enthusiast. He has treated my various tennis and running injuries over the years. At one point, my sister Nancy worked with George at his Timonium PT office. Small world, eh?

Dave Cawley went on to achieve fame and a Go-Kart record contract with local pop-punk favorites Berserk. Though he still sings the praises of dinosaurs, Berserk became cult heroes thanks to their tunes about "Giant Robots" and Japanese superheroes like Ultraman and Kamen Rider. Today he plays (along with his Berserk bandmate Skizz Cyzyk) in the garage-surfpop quartet Garage Sale.

Dave Cawley loves his Giant Robots

Tom Cohan, of course, went on to branch out from Zehn Archer's Rolling Stones-indebted '60s R&B to pursue broadened musical horizons, with Square One, Big As A House and currently Go Dog Go, among other indie-minded ensembles.

Hmmm, I wonder what would have happened if Tom Cohan, Tom Warner and George Poscover/Dave Cawley had formed a band? The mind boggles - though I'm sure we still wouldn't have been able to quit our day jobs!

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Still Moronic After All These Years

Da Moronics
Live @ CBGB's 1978
10 Year Anniversary Show: Live @ Oddfellows Hall 1987

Dunce Disc 1: Moronics live @ CBGBs 1978
Neanderthal Man Disc 2: Moronics live @ Oddfellows Hall 1987

It's one of the tragedies of the pre-Cloud, analog world that the best local bands of my youth, specifically those performing during the Marble Bar Era 1978-1985, recorded just a handful of songs during their existence. To wit, Annapolis' Judies Fixation and Da Moronics - the latter Baltimore's first punk rock band. Though these two must-see bands ruled the roost at the Marble in the late '70s, the Judies only recorded output was one track on a 1978 D.C.-area compilation album ("Martyr Me" on Limp Records' 30: Seconds Over D.C.: Here Comes the New Wave!), while Da Moronics contributed a live recording of "Mr. President" to the same compilation and a lone studio recording of "Flying Saucers" to 1979's The Best of Baltimore's Buried compilation on Balto Weird Records. They also recorded "Sub Shop" and "Neutron Bomb" in 1977 at Waverly's Mauro Studios, but these tunes were never released commercially - in fact, I only recall hearing them on a 1979 Rod Misey's WCVT 89.7 Towson University radio show - though "Neutron Bomb" has appeared on a few punk CD-R boot comps like Big One Records' Bloodstains Across Maryland: Punk Rock Rarities 1977-1983 (which, surprisingly, also features a live recording of the Judies' "Kryptonite") and Fab Fuhrer's Waiting For World War III: Punk Rock Rarities 1977-1983.)

But now at least one sin of omission has been remedied by the digitization of two long-buried Moronics tapes that are now available as a double-CD. "Get 'em while they last!" To order, send $20 via PayPal to: thomas.tttucker@gmail. 

Disc 1 (depicting a moron in a dunce hat) celebrates the 40th anniversary of the band at its zenith, playing at Hilly Kristal's CBGB in New York City - the "punk rock mecca of the times" where Blondie, Patti Smith, The Ramones, The Heartbreakers, Television, Talking Heads and other legendary bands shared the same stage - in August 1978; Disc 2 (depicting a Neanderthal man and mislabeled "Live @ CBGB's") captures a 1987 "10 Year Anniversary Show" at Odd Fellows Hall in Towson, Maryland (that's Lodge #79 to you odd fellas!).

Da Moronics were a bunch of bored MICA (Maryland Institute of Art) art students and drop-outs, formed and led by the songwriting duo of poets Bill Moriarty (vocals) and Tom DiVenti (guitar). Initially it was just Moriarty and DiVenti reading poetry and doing performance art around town until the band concept evolved. Early members included the late Pete Haskell on drums and guitar and guitarist Mac Lore, before the original lineup finally morphed into bassist Dave "The Rave" Brubaker, drummer Hoppy Hopkins and percussionist Jamie Wilson.

Da Moronics: Jamie Wilson, Dave Brubaker, Bill Moriarty, Hoppy Hopkins and Tom DiVenti (photo by Paula Gillen)

In his "Anarchy and Apathy in Charm City" review for Slicetoday.com, DiVenti recalled the "Hey, ho, let's go!" epiphany that led to the band's founding:

A spring afternoon in 1976, Billy Mo [Bill Moriarty] and I were sitting around scheming, drinking and thinking up our next “poetry performance” piece when Piggy arrived with a new album hot off the record shelf. He put it on the turntable, cranked up the volume, and our lives were instantly transformed the moment we heard, “Hey! Ho! Let’s go!” The Ramones had arrived to save the day. Of course we already had Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The New York Dolls, Lou Reed and The Velvet Underground, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Captain Beefheart, T Rex, even the dinosaur bands like Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Sabbath, The Stones, Bowie and Eno, but in some primal way this was different… three chords and almost three minutes of the truth and a prayer that you could survive anything with the right music. That was the day Da Moronics were born...Our band name Da Moronics came from a combination of the name “Baltimorean” and the moronic idiocy we saw around us daily in America, very much like the scene today. Also the fact that the lyrics to many Ramones songs were moronic too.
The Ramones inspiration is obvious and key to their artistic vision, as Da Moronics reveled in unpretentiousness, both lyrically and musically. Their songs celebrated low-brow American pop culture, as primitive as an Etch-a-Sketch drawing and as simple to understand as a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. And nothing at that time was as low-brow as the Boob Tube. Though art school bohos, their taste was never even remotely Masterpiece Theater, but always grainy black-and-white UHF, with songs about The Flintstones, Starsky and Hutch, Perry Mason and late-night movies that were "real Science-Fi, like on Channel 45."

Tom DiVenti ascends his throne (photo by Paula Gillen)

Not that there wasn't depth to be found hidden beneath the frivolity and trademark humor. "Our original songs were varied," says DiVenti, whose personal faves dealt with darker themes like war, disease and (gulp!)...disco!

 "A few of my favorites are “Cancer,” a scathing condemnation of the state of medical care and how it’s cheaper to die in America. After a show one night a young lady who had cancer was verbally attacking us, saying there was nothing funny about the song and she was offended by it. “Cripple Green Beret” was a song about a Vietnam veteran without arms and legs. “Coma Baby,” about the infamous baby that was making headlines then. “Child Molester,” a song about a creep who might live on your street. “Mr. President,” about a letter written to Jimmy Carter, which made it to yellow vinyl disc in the punk compilation, Thirty seconds over DC. Disco Sucks, our anthem against disco.

Listening to these live recordings, I'm reminded of DiVenti's observation that, "What we lacked in musical abilities, we made up for in energy and insanity." True dat. Or as fellow MICA artist Michael Gentile (Dork Brothers, Dead Strippers) put it, Da Moronics modus operandi was always "mayhem, savage vocals and guitar jangle." In Banned in DC: Photos and Anecdotes from the DC Punk Underground (79-85) by Cynthia Connelly, Leslie Claque, Sharon Cheslow, artist tENTATIVELY a cONVENIENCE championed the band's Ragged-but-Right aesthetic:

"Punk Rock was saved by a few obvious things: a sort of fuck-it! attitude that encouraged DIY raw flying-by-the-seat-of-yr-pants & Da Moronics exemplified this...Da Moronics did songs about the most miserable shit, like cancer, w/ a great deal of irony & fuck-it!-that’s-the-way-it-is! frankness. They were totally ragged at 1st but, as w/ most punk bands, they didn’t let that inhibit them. They were fun."

Hearing these tunes again takes me back to Baltimore's subversive, underground art scene in the late 1970s, to a culture that spawned Da Moronics and a whole generation of misfits yearning for a new form of expression. As Michael Gentile observed, "Baltimore's always been home to an eclectic collection of artists. If you were a regular in the Marble Bar subterranean catacombs or worked at Martick's, Second Story Books or Louie's with every other artist, lurker or misfit, you were privy to an abundance of engaging artistic expressions. These were just a few of the city's cultural conduits." ("Everything Was Punk," splicetoday.com, March 26, 2018)

But though the band may have been learning its craft via on-the-job training, it's also instantly clear that the most musically skilled player heard here is drummer Hoppy Hopkins, a veritable monster on the skins, who now plies his trade with Mambo Combo. (Full disclosure: I went to high school with Henry P. "Hoppy" Hopkins III back in the '70s.) He's so good that Jamie Wilson, a gifted drummer who would be a starter in any other band, settled for a supporting percussionist role in Da Moronics. (Wilson would go on to drum for countless ensembles, from former Guv'nor Martin O'Malley's March to Buck Subtle & The Little Planets.) Songwriter DiVenti was no slouch either, but he got really good as he seasoned his chops over the years, eventually moving past punk basics to embrace Americana, his genre of choice these days in the T.T. Tucker Bum Rush Band, where (in the tradition of Woody Guthrie and Hank Williams) he continues to "blast cowboy songs and ballads into the dark American night."

As time went by, Da Moronics moved past their early motto of "We're the worst, that makes us the best!"- back when, in DiVenti's words, "We were unwelcome in most places" and scraping for gigs at Hanratty's (they lived in the loft upstairs) and any other club that would book a punk band - to become a really tight group. And you can hear it on that Odd Fellows Hall anniversary recording. Unfortunately, by the time 1980 rolled around they called it quits, with Moriarity departing to the West Coast. But they got back together to perform on-and-off throughout the '80s, with another MICA pal, Don White, taking over the vocals.

Billy Mo and Da Moronics @ Marble Bar (photo by Paaula Gillen)

So what do we got on these twin platters? First up is the infamous August 1978 show at CBGBs, which started with a bang before ending with a whimper when The Worms, another band on the bill that night, stole all their microphones and percussion. "One of our drummers said all he remembered from that night was waking up the next morning with some strange girl’s butt in his face," DiVenti recalled. (Her name was not Bertha and she did not have a sister.) "That’s more than I remembered from that night."

CBGB OMFUG, 315 Bowery Street (1973-2006)

Still, before the hangover, there was the high of the performance. "It was a great gig...at the time we didn’t realize the significance of it all." Well, it was significant - after all, this was the legendary Bowery club CBGB (officially CBGB & OMFUG - Country BlueGrass Blues & Other Musics For Uplifting Gourmandizers) -and now the world can hear it, warts and all!

OK, first things first. The track listings for these two shows (as shown above) need some Track Fact-Checking. "Flying Saucers" does not appear on Disc 1, and missing from the dozen printed tracks for the CBGB show are four more: "Black Velvet Painting," "Mama Choked," "Love Conquers All" and "Africa." The 1987 Oddfellows Hall show replicates the CBGB set list but adds "Sub Shop," "Awite" and a live recording of their finest moment, "Flying Saucers." There's also an updated letter to "Mr. President," this time addressed to "Ronald Ray-gun." And instead of Disc 1's Hank Williams cover ("Your Cheatin' Heart"), the boys do a loose romp through The Troggs' "Wild Thing" as a set-ender.

My ears bear witness that the true set list for CBGBs is as below:

Da Moronics @ CBGBs 1978
01. Cripple Green Beret
02. Starksy & Hutch
03. Disco Sucks, Disco Blows
04. Perry Mason USA
05. Cancer
06. Black Velvet Painting
07. Child Molester
08. Mama Choked
09. Coma Baby
10. Fred Flintstone
11. Your Cheatin' Heart (Hank Williams)
12. Love Conquers All
13. Africa
14. New York State Lottery
15. Mr. President (Jimmy Carter)
16. Clean American

Let's check out the blood on these tracks, blow-by-blow:

01. Opener "Cripple Green Beret" answers Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler's unlikely 1965 hubristic hit "Ballad of the Green Berets" with a "what-for?" retort about the futility of war. "Walk down the street today to visit my friend the Crippled Green Beret/He ain't got no arms, he aint got no legs..." As Moriarty bellows "Where did his arms go? Where did his legs go? You dunno! I dunno! Nobody knnoooows!" it reminds me of The Dickies Sammy Davis Jr. homage, "Where Did His Eye Go?" (Hmm, the Dickies "dunno" either!). Intentionally provocative and offensive, it sets the tone for the band's mix of black humor and dumb fun to follow. As the final note sounds, Moriarty screams, "Starksy and Hutch, 7:30!" and the band segues into TV Land...

02. "Starsky and Hutch" - Having warmed up, Da Moronics launch into Prime Time to laud the exploits of Hardly and Not Much, as DiVenti revs up some car chase guitar and Billy Mo sings, "Starsky and Hutch, they're too much/A muscle man and a muscle car!...Gonna kick you in the groin/Gonna put the handcuffs ah-won...Starsky catch your bullets in his hand/Doesn't have to sweat to get his man."

03. "Disco Sucks, Disco Blow" - No sir, Da Moronics don't care for it! Amazingly, the punk and disco movements happened simultaneously in the late '70s, but musical battle lines were quickly drawn except maybe in NYC, where the eclectic underground embraced it (Blondie, Talking Heads, Ze Records, etc).

But down south, the Balto-DC New Wave bands of the time routinely dissed disco, from the Original Fetish's "Standing In Line At Studio 54" to The Slickee Boys' "Put A Bullet Thru the Jukebox ("Gonna make my stand on the AM band, 'cus Disco makes me wanna puke!"), and Da Moronics paid their two cents worth in this upbeat beatdown in the very town of Studio 54 renown. It's not really disco, but DiVenti's slick guitar riffs and skin twins Hopkins and Wilson's backbeat rhythms mimic the genre, while Moriarty intones his dance partner to get close to his sweaty body. "Hey, I'm in New York, maybe I'll check out Studio 54 - I'm a whore!"

04. "Perry Mason USA" should be a split single with Della and the Detectives' "Drake On the Move." Alongside "Mr. President" and "Flying Saucers," I plead guilty to this being my favorite Moronics song. "Perry Mason USA, he's in court three times a day, Perry Mason USA!" Moriarty yells as he pleads his case on Perry's merits, testifying that "They caught me with a gun in my hand/Perry said I was a good man/He got me off - I'm doing fine, now I'm on cloud 9...I'm pleading the 5th Amendment, I aint gotta talk - I got a lawyer! Not guilty! Next case on the docket, puleeese!"

05. "Cancer" - DiVenti and Moriarty's condemnation of American healthcare sure could have used Perry Mason filing a malpractice suit. "Cancer, they're sure they see/Cancer, the 1970s/Cancer, it's what you got/Cancer, you'll rot, rot, rot!" Like disco, it sucks and Da Moronics put it in its place. Ironically (Moronically?), they played this song at a club whose owner, Hilly Kristal, would later die from lung cancer in 2007.

06. "Black Velvet Painting" - Along with "Love Conquers All," this ballad was the closest Da Moronics ever got to writing a love song. Of course, as any MICA student worth his paintbrush knows, black velvet paintings - those cheap, gauche images of Elvis, matadors, scary clowns and unicorns that Mexican painters originally sold to American tourists in the 1950s - represent the pinnacle of tackiness. Which makes them the perfect symbol to embody the pathos and emptiness of a breakup story in which a lover took everything of any lasting value. Over DiVenti's shimmering guitar chords, Billy Mo waxes poetic over that "Black velvet painting with a chromium frame/Black velvet painting, a bullfight in (s)pain/Black velvet painting, that's all that's left/Black velvet painting, you took the rest." Unlike it's title, this tune is almost poignant.

"Black Velvet Painting: that's all that's left."
07. "Child Molester" - This song about "a creep who lives on your street" was always a highlight of Moronics live shows. Alongside "Coma Baby" this was one of their nastier punk romps. "Child molester, you raped my sister, you waited outside the school/Child molester with a bag of candy, you were really cruel!"

08. "Mama Choked" - The premature passing of Baltimore's own Mama Cass Elliot (aka Ellen Naomi Cohen - she went to my dad's alma mater, Forest Park H.S., and her hometown later declared August 15, 1973 to be Cass Elliot Day!) in 1974 is name-checked in this riff on the famous urban legend about how she died: choking on a ham sandwich in Harry Nilsson's London flat (the same flat where Keith Moon would die four years later in 1978 - spooky!).

The Donald declares August 15, 1973: Cass Elliot Day!

Bill Moriarty takes artistic license in changing the instrument of death to a turkey sandwich, but it's still a black humor classic. "If only someone did the Heimlich maneuver, she might still be a groover!" Mama choked, it's no joke - but it is a funny song and Da Moronics used it as a put-down of hippies. Respect!

09. "Coma Baby" - Inspired by the then-in-the-news plight of Karen Anne Quinlan, who fell into a coma after chasing Valiums and booze, this is perhaps the punkiest of Da Moronics' canon ((it could well have fit into a Katatonix set list alongside "Basket Case" or "Valentine's Day"), with lines like "Coma baby, come out of your trance/Coma baby, I wanna get into your pants! I wanna fuck you, but you're asleep/Cold as ice, that's not nice!" But beneath the offensiveness, there was food for thought, as the Quinlan case was a milestone moment in the right-to-die movement for coma babies everywhere.

10. "Fred Flintstone" - "Fred Flintstone is a friend of mine, Fred Flintstone we go bowl all the time!" Fast, funny and furious, Da Moronics race through Bedrock through the courtesy of their 10 feet, ending with Moriarty's (prehistoric) primal scream of "WILMA!!!" Ideally, this should also be a split single with The Dickies' 1980 "Gigantor" B-side, "Bowling with Bedrock Barney." Barney, like Fred and Da Moronics is, after all, the life of the party. Yabba dabba doo!

11. "Your Cheatin' Heart" - The boys pay props to the hard-drinkin', hard-livin' country music legend, Hiram "Hank" Williams, playing one his best-known hits, another love-gone-bad ballad.

12.  "Love Conquers All" - As Diventi recycles a Who "Can't Explain" riff, Moriarty chants "Love conquers all, but beauty's skin deep." Yet another surprising love song by the not always cynical wild boys.

13. "Africa" - "Let's take a trip to the Southern Hemisphere," Billy Mo begins, because "That's where things are happening this year." Like World War III, thanks to Soviet-American relations that have nothing to do with the native nations. Though one of their lesser known songs, it's perhaps their most political, deploring the colonial and post-colonial "Commie watch" exploitation of the land where all life began. "Africa, you're a sacrificial lamb/That's because they want your land...Rubbing the soft underbellies of the world/Fondling them like the girl next door/Africa, you're a sacrifice lamb/You're the girl next door, you're just a whore -they're gonna rape you, Africa!"

14. "New York State Lottery" - Like "Sub Shop," this is another take on achieving The American Dream, albeit one taking the Express Lane without bothering to cut the cheese or hold the mayo. "You gotta play to win!" Moriarty intones as he boasts of all the cool shit and babes he'll amass after he wins: "If I could only win the lottery, I'd buy a Monte Carlo and a bag of weed/I'd move down to Florida and soak up the sun/I'd be the lucky one!" Ah, American Excess, don't leave home without it! You can even buy a color TV! Significantly, the first and last words of the song are "Illusion" and "You lose." 'Nuff said!

15. "Mr. President" - A bona fide classic and arguably the best Moriarty-DiVenti composition ever. Taking the form of a letter written to POTUS #39, I'm not sure if it's a tribute or a razz on Mr. Peanut - I hope it's sincere because while Carter's place in Presidential history isn't too celebrated, he's probably my fave modern prez, because he reminded me of a Jimmy Stewart character in a Frank Capra movie (Mr. Carter Goes To Washington?). He had a soul and wasn't a scumbag and was honest (what other politician will cop to "lusting in his heart" for other women?), but the Iran Hostage thing didn't do him any favors in the history books and he remains the obvious whipping boy for all Reagan Republicans.

Mr. President, Mr. Carter

After pleading his devotion to the new guy in the Oval Office ("I love you, I voted for you, I want you in '80 too!"), Moriarty vows his sincerity by stating, "I wouldn't lie. I'm Catholic and we gotta do everything right." Hilarious!

In the background, Hoppy Hopkins' tight stop-and-start poundings give way to a full-on jam, as DiVenti takes one of his finest solos. "You're so lenient," Moriarty sighs ambiguously as the last note sounds.

16. "Clean American" - The set closer, "Clean American," is a companion piece to "Cripple Green Beret" as a criticism of God, Country and Apple Pie. As Diventi comments, it's "a haunting tune rejecting all American values and morals. A show we performed one night at the Towson University Student Union Center was met with fierce opposition by the Towson Tigers football team. During the song...Billy Mo grabbed an American flag that was near the stage and started dancing around with it. The football jocks pelted us with cups full of beer, plastic beer pitchers and ashtrays. Eventually they stormed the stage and wrestled the flag away but we kept on playing."

Ha! I was at that show and can attest to the description of what went down. As the Ramones inspired Da Moronics, so Da Moronics would inspire my fledgling band Thee Katatonix, who, far from being art school kids, were toothless Towson Tigers at that time. But we learned the value of agit-prop provocation, which our fearless leader Adolf K. later characterized as adding "assault to insult."

That was the gig, performed in a legendary club that now only exists only in memory. CBGB, originally a biker bar that opened its doors in 1973 as a venue for what owner Hilly Kristal hoped would be country, bluegrass and blues music before becoming synonymous with Manhattan's Punk/New Wave scene, closed in for good in 2006. Patti Smith played the final concert there on October 15, 2006. It is now occupied by clothing designer John Varvatos.

Da Moronics Live @ Odd Fellows Hall 1987

Odd Femme outside Towson Odd Fellows Hall Lodge 79

This anniversary show roughly 10 years after their formation finds all of the original members save Dave Brubaker, who is replaced by latter-day Moronic bassist Charles Freeman (of Scratch 'n' Sniff, Buck Subtle, etc. fame), and the addition of second guitarist Brian "Love" Jones - variously known as Lumpy, Bill Bored or just plain Bill Sutherland of (wait for it...) Judies Fixation.

The 1987 Odd Fellows Hall show replicates most of the CBGB set list, but sonically the twin guitar attack beefs up all the early songs and allows DiVenti and Jones the freedom to rock out with extended solos, most notably on "Sub Shop" and "Mr. President." The new additions to the set list this time around are an updated letter to "Mr. President" (this time addressed to Ronald Reagan, already embroiled in the Iran-Contra scandal and a literal target for dissenters and Jodie Foster fans alike), "Sub Shop," "Awite," "Flying Saucers," and a just-for-the-fun of-it romp through The Troggs' "Wild Thing."

Odd Fellows Hall was not Da Moronics favorite venue by any stretch. For one thing, it was in the 'burbs, just up the street from Towson University where patriotic jocks once took umbrage at Mr. Moriarity's flag waving technique during "Clean American." And there was often bad mojo associated with it, like the time some unruly hooligans (probably from the bar up the street called Hooligans) threw pitchers of beer at Billy Mo. Not to mention the contretemps involving post-Moriarty singer Don White, who had his head used as a hackeysack by some more jocks following a 1980 gig there; luckily, Bob Greenberg of The Raisinets was there to drive him to GBMC for stitches.

OK, bad mojo aside, here's a look at the "new" old tunes on offer that night which, despite the surburban setting, sounds like it was a great show...

"Mr. President (Ronald Reagan)"

I think I love this updated version reflecting the change from party affiliation even better than the Jimmy Carter original. Times change, but Da Moronics don't - they still call out bullshit and hypocrisy. OK, in today's trigger-warning-happy PC times, the lyrics may be a little harsh, but keep in mind Moriarty is an agent provocateur, with tongue firmly in cheek. It's poetic punk-rock license, OK? Unlike the Carter-era "Mr. President" ("Don't pull a JFK - that wouldn't be OK, in my book!"), here the band issues a duck-and-cover reproach to POTUS #40.

Mr. President, Ronald Ray-gun
Oh man, are you having some fun?
In Washington D.C., oh man
They're committing suicide all over the lawn

Mr. President, Mr. Ray-gun
They're already gunning for you and Nancy too
And your faggot son
You ducked, well you better duck again
Too bad they didn't get you in '80, too

Mr. President, hey Ronnie Reagan
You ain't having no fun
They're putting the screws to you
Oh it's true, they should have blown you away in '80 too

"Sub Shop"

"Sub Shop" is all about The American Dream, the belief, as Moriarty says, introducing the song, that "If you work hard enough, you will succeed."

At the sub shop with Mendaleen
Me and her are illegal aliens
You say you want breakfast?
We don't serve breakfast at the sub shop after 11:30
Have a hamburger, a roast beef sandwich
Hey Mr. Bornsteen, ham and cheese - hold the mayo! 

Tom and Bill may never have worked at a sub shop, but they were hired hands at Martick's, where they seem to have been just as devoted to the owner as sub shop entrepreneur Mr. Bornsteen - "He's really neat, man, he's really keen." The tune has a relaxed, almost island-flavored vibe to it (after all, aren't most diness and sub shops owned by Greeks or Italians from warm-water climes?) and, live with two guitars it sounds almost like a Grateful Dead number, like Jones and DiVenti are imitating Garcia and Weir. I think it sounds even better than the version they recorded in '77 at Mauro Studios, as included below:


Dedicated to Moriarty's friend Eric, who apparently was fluent in the urban patois favored by today's hip-hop artists and Eminem wannabes. Billy Mo introduces tune by man 'splaining that the entire song is comprised into just two words compressed into one, portmanteau style: Awite. "Hey Eric, wanna get a beer?" "Awite." A song that anticpates the linquistic laziness of today's less-is-more Twitterverse and texting acronyms.

"Flying Saucers"

This is a surprising faithful live rendition of the song (their best) that they recorded with fancy production techniques at Sheffield Recording Studios in '79 for the Best of Baltimore compilation record. Partly that's because Brian Jones helps out on 2nd guitar and then there's that wonderful theremin sound evoking flying saucers and alien hijinks. The song is a showcase for everybody's chops, with mad percussion, guitar solos and crazed vocals on top of the killer riff DiVenti came up with.

This tribute to the glory days of late-night schlock movies airing on Baltimore's UHF channel, WBFF Channel 45 (home of "real Science-Fi," as well as Creature Feature and Ghost Host!), finds Moriarty spotting "Flying saucers up in the sky, flying saucers - I wonder why?" before encountering all those little green men that "ain't got no ears" and "ain't got no fears." It's helter-skelter, head to the bomb shelter time as Billy Mo cowers in his "cousin Joe's room- he's in college now, he don't need it anyhow."


After a raucous, free-for-all jam on the set-ending "Wild Thing," Moriarty invokes the hellfire spirit of a televangelist to sign off with something (the audio is garbled) along the lines of, "I preach, dear friends for you to receive...[garbled audio]...for nicotine and the temptations for thee!"

And that's it, two great performances by Charm City's nascent art-school punks, separated by over a decade and covering just about everything from the back catalog except "Neutron Bomb." The time has finally come to feast on a bounty of riches by these pioneers who previously only had two or three songs that fans could listen to. Now if only Judies Fixation could unearth some tapes and release a few more treasures...


Note: In the intervening years between these two recordings, Don White stepped to the mic to fill Billy Mo's shoes whenever he took a leave of absence or was on sabbatical. It's a crying shame there is no aural record of his time fronting the band, because I remember liking him. I still recall him tapping the microphone and ad-libbing "Spinal tap, I got a spinal tap" to kill time while the band was experiencing technical issues at the Marble Bar.

Don White pours on the charm in a scene from Michael Gentile and John Ellsberry's film Dead Strippers (photo by Alan Petrulis)

Fittingly, the same year this anniversary gig took place, Da Moronics played the last-ever show - "Marble Bar Closing Night III" - at the Marble Bar on May 9, 1987.  Billed as "Balto.'s Fathers of Punk!", they put the club to bed at a show featuring fellow punk circuit vets Thee Katatonix and Human Remain. I wonder if it was Moriarty or White on vocals that night?

Either way, '87 seemed to be a last hurrah, a blast from the past, a kind of farewell tour to a fading scene. Hard to believe that was over 30 years ago. Harder still to believe this was a band that originally formed almost 45 years ago. But we all should be glad to have these mementos of a bygone era.


Related Links:
Tom Diventi Collected Works (www.tomdiventi.com)
Bill Moriarty – “The Expectation of Deliverance” (CD Baby)
tENTATIVELY a cONVENVIENCE Remembers Baltimore’s Punk Scene (Baltimore Or Less)
Rod Misey Interviews Da Moronics (WCVT, 6-17-79)
BaltiMoronic: Da Moronics Take On Baltimore (baltimoreorless.com)

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Go Dog Go: Old Enough and Good Enough!

Go Dog Go
Old Enough
(GDG Music, 2018)

Go Dog Go - Old Enough (GDG Music 74718, 2018). Cover and all GDG graphics by Smith Design (smithdesignbalto.com)

On their debut album, Baltimore garage rock quartet Go Dog Go take a page from Stuart Smiley and prove not only that they are Old Enough, but good enough, smart enough and - doggone it - people like them! Though their social media tagline is "This is not your parent's garage rock," in a way this mostly middle-aged band really is "your dad's garage band" - at least as far as bassist Greg Breazeale and guitarist Tom Cohan are concerned. Both are "cool dads" and, in Greg's case, his son Brandon is the band's drummer. And that's what makes this totally unpretentious band so good; they look forward into the past (or as one song puts it: they "Take It All Back.") These are Songs of Experience - not tales of innocence, passing fancy or this month's flavor.

Julie Smith, Greg Breazeale, Tom Cohan, Brandon Breazeale 

With the exception of young Brandon (a Joe Flacco lookalike who is clearly the band's heart-throb and a drummer of effortless stamina, not to mention precision timing), Go Dog Go is a Who's Who of seasoned rockers who've learned to "walk the dog" of various genres, treading the bumpy Nuggets and Pebbles-strewn pathways of 1960s Garage Rock, cutting their teeth on the Raspberries-flavored sugar rush of Powerpop and Glam, and riding the crest of the New Wave and all the backwater Punk/Post-Punk grunge that washed up at the Marble Bar and other venues in the '70s and '80s.

Go Dog Go perform at the 2018 Hampden Festival
Go Dog Go play the 2017 Hampden Festival

Greg Breazeale (Beaver's Cleavers, Pennyless & The Loafers), Tom Cohan (Zehn Archar, Square One, Big As a House) and keyboardist Julie Smith (Elements of Design, Social Skill, DelMarvas) have seen it all, heard it all and played it all. And they have come full circle back to their roots, to the music they were weaned on: classic 3-minute pop songs with clever lyrics, pleasing melodies and solid guitar and keyboard-driven riffs (the latter combo recalling the glory days of The Zombies, Doors, Animals, Dave Clark Five, Spencer Davis Group, Vanilla Fudge, ELP, et al, when piano ticklers and organ grinders were front and center on the bandstand).

This is not "message" rock. There are no mentions of the #MeToo Movement, the political divide or race relations. This is irreverent, fun-filled rock that takes your mind away from the pressing concerns of adulthood, work and children. It name-checks the kind of ordinary, everyday, universally-relatable issues that everyone experiences: boys, girls, infatuation, love, loss, even encroaching middle-age (the downward spiral that is a "Slippery Slope"). And rock and roll, the great savior. (We all got a home in dat dere Rock!) Don't forget, the band takes its name from P.D. Eastman's playful 1961 children's book Go Dog Go!, whose grand finale features all the dogs going to a party.

Though Greg Breazeale is the main songwriter (he wrote nine of the 12 originals on the album, with Julie Smith penning the title track "Old Enough," "Dig You," and "Take It All Back"), the vocals are equally divided. Everyone sings, and sings well. Greg has the greatest range and sings the higher octaves, Julie hits the lower registers with her pleasing (shades of Julie London?) smoky timbre, and Tom handles the down-and-dirty screamers (he could easily be in The Hives - whose "Hate To Say I Told You So" routinely graces Go Dog Go's live set), augmented by his equally gritty guitar chords and blistering solos.

Speaking of guitarists, Go Dog Go initially planned to have a two-guitar line-up, with Greg and Tom plucking the 6-strings and Dave Cawley on bass, but Dave (already playing in Garage Sale) opted out and Greg switched over to bass. (Later still another Tom, former Boy Meets Girl guitarist Tom McNickle, jammed with the band, but he too dropped out after a few practices, spoiling a potential reunion with Cohan, his one-time bandmate in The Flip 5, aka The Retrievers.)

Guitarist Tom Cohan embarks on another blistering solo

Probably GDG's vocals are so evenly distributed because this is a fairly laid-back, ego-less group of musicians who tend to shy away from the spotlight. They've certainly been there before, but this is far from their first rodeo and - meh - it's no big deal to them. Affable and unflappable, Greg Breazeale is only the frontman because, as he once said, "No one else wanted to be." There are no I's in team Go Dog Go.
  • Go Baby Go (Lead vocal: Greg)
  • Old Enough (Lead vocal: Julie)
  • Long Way Home (Lead vocal: Tom) 
  • I Dig You (Lead  vocal: Julie)
  • I Tried (To Get Over You) (Lead vocal: Tom)
  • We Threw It All Away (Lead vocal: Greg)
  • No Looking Back (Lead vocal: Greg)
  • Stop and Think It Over (Lead vocal: Julie)
  • Slippery Slope (Lead vocal: Tom)
  • Take It All Back (Lead vocal: Julie)
  • Get Up! (Lead vocal: Greg)
  • There Is Something We Can Hold Onto (Lead vocal: Greg)
  • Time Is Running Out (Lead vocal: Greg)
  • Don't Look Back (Lead vocal: Tom)

Greg Breazeale: "Ego? We Threw It All Away!"

Two of Old Enough's 14 tracks are covers: The Remains' hard-driving 1966 single "Don't Look Back" (sung with appropriately raucous energy by Tom Cohan) and "Stop and Think It Over," an early '90s song by Memphis-based garage band The Compulsive Gamblers that Julie Smith makes sound like a classic '60s Girl Group hit.

OK, here's a track-by-track breakdown:

1. Opener "Go Baby Go" is GDG's "Monkees Theme," their signature song that typically opens their live shows and here sets the tone for what's to follow. When I hear the exhortation "Go, baby, go!" it instantly makes me think of the Swinging '60s (specifically, for me, the opening go-go bar scene in Russ Meyers' Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!), which I don't think is coincidental. The irresistable beat and Julie's flying keyboard runs capture a long-lost era of ring-a-ding swingdom.

2. "Old Enough" finds Julie lamenting lapses of judgment at a party (hmmm, kegger?) and lamenting that while her choices (and senses) should be better, she's "old enough to know better." Yes I got an invitation and there is an explanation/Some things are better left unsaid and there's a thousand voices racing through my head now...Yes my my choices should be better, it's not my fault she took a header, ha!" This was the first song Julie wrote for Go Dog Go and its quality more than justifies its status as the album's title track.

Julie Smith: Old Enough to know better (Photo by David A. Wright)

3. "Long Way Home" opens with a grungy guitar riff before sequeing into a delightful Love American Style chorus of Pa...Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa's reminiscent of The Cowsills (or by entension, The Partridge Family) as Tom sings "I've said it before and I'll say it again/I wish you were my friend." Sick and tired of being alone, he resolves to meet up with the object of his heart's desire, taking the long way home (like Supertramp!) for some quality time. There are no shortcuts on the road to true love - but there will be pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa's!

4. "I Dig You" - Julie Smith's lyrics are quite brilliant in a finger-snapping tune that could have fit nicely in a Combustible Edison setlist or on the soundtrack of a Swinging '60s movie. The song addresses the single gal's plight in the dating world, one in which, once again, she realizes she's "Old Enough" to know better about acting on an infatuation.

"Fell in a well, under a spell, I gotta hope you are, too/Don't overthink, don't oversell/Try not to yell, oh what the hell...This is all so scary and new/What do I wear? Where do I stand?"

The song concludes with Julie realizing the guy's a jerk: "Why did I say I dig you?/I'm in dismay, please go away/Nothing you said rings true now."

Hey, we've all been there: love is a rose and, when you pick it, you sometimes cut yourself on a thorn.

5. "I Tried (To Get Over You)" - This funky blues-rocker set to a "Stepping Stone" beat sounds like a lost Standells tune, with Greg Breazeale's bass slithering along like a coiled cobra alongside Tom's crunchy power chords and Julie's keyboard flavorings.

6. "We Threw It All Away" finds Greg himself auditioning for a place in The Hives in this break-neck rocker about youthful folly and moving on to the next good thang.

"Hey, we had a good thing now/But you, you wanted a ring now/Time they say will tell, but that's just a wishing well/All this talk, talk, talk, with nothing to say/And so we threw it all away....Time they say will tell/But damned we're better off today/Everything is so much better today because we threw it all away."

7. "No Looking Back" - Time out for a downbeat ballad, nice and smooth, that finds Greg alone in his tower, moping that nothing lasts in his hour of darkness: "Am I afraid of the shadows out of the past? Am I finally turning the corner? Is there no looking back?" Maybe not, but "leaning forward" (in today's MSNBC parlance) he catches up with a new friend. They talk all night, and he finds someone who finally "brights the night." Acoustic guitar and Julie's stately keyboard accompaniment carry the song and lend it poignancy.

8. "Stop and Think It Over" (written by Greg Cartwright) - Originally sung by guitarist Greg Cartwright of The Compulsive Gamblers, here Julie Smith flips the pronouns (gender fluidity - how contemporary!) to make it her own, plus Tom takes a slick little solo (short and sweet) on the bridge. Classic and transcendent!

Fave lines: "Now all your friends, they say I'm bad/I ain't no different from any other girl you've had before/Except I'll love you more/You'd better stop and think it over...Think it over boy - you've got a big decision..."...and, as Julie's vocals advise, you'd better be "all in," boy!

9. "Slippery Slope" - This is my favorite GDG song because it's about being middle-aged, something me and GDG can certainly relate to! Tom Cohan sings that there's a party on the corner where everyone is packed into the kitchen..."The veggie platter is delivered/Moms are pounding their white wine/We are all in bed by 9/I've been down this road before/That slippery slope that leads to BORED. Welcome to my life, at 54!" He flashes back to a "TBT" (Throwback Thursday, in Facebook Speak) moment from 1983, back when "our family were all free." But it's a slippery slope down going Memory Lane because that was then, and 54 is now. Or, as author Tana French says, "Nostalgia is laziness with prettier accessories."

10. "Take It All Back" - Julie's third poppy GDG tune uses the metaphor of a speeding train to chronicle a bumpy relationship that's gotten "off  track" and looks like it may derail.

"I know what you're thinking/Not the words that you're speaking/That train is rolling faster, heading straight for disaster/You've gotten my attention, with the things you didn't mention/It's really not too late/The choice is yours, don't hesitate." 

Slowing down, the singer hits the brakes -  and a note of reconciliation - to add:

We're done with all the fighting/Our story we'll just be writing
I'd take it all back/Everything's been said
I took it all back/Full steam ahead

The optimistic change in outlook is mirrored by Tom's extended soloing that takes the song into the station, where it expertly stops on a dime.

11. "Get Up!" - In a serious toe-tapper, Greg and sonny boy Brandon implore listeners to "Get up, we're knocking you down!" Is it a call to resistance or to hit the dance floor? The lyrics are simplistic, like a fist-pumping Slade stadium rocker - We're still spinning around, get up we're knocking you down - making it a perfect crowd-pleaser. A highlight of their live set, needless to say.

Brandon says: "Get up! We're knocking you down!"

Joe says: "Now that's a good-looking kid!"

12. "There Is Something We Can Hold Onto" -  In a radical change of pace, Greg starkly intones over Julie's eerie synth fills and Tom's dark minor chording in this moody ballad from the '80s New Wave playbook. A little bit Goth, a little bit neo-psychedlic, all-brooding.

13. "Time Is Running Out" - Not to be confused with the Steve Winwood song, here the foursome gets back on the pop bandwagon in a rollicking toe-tapper as time, and the album's tracks, are running out. An over-the-hill, there's-no-turning-the-clock-back middle-aged reality check, Greg nevertheless is resigned to it because, as Larry Vega puts it: What the Hell Ya Gonna Do (WTHYGD)? "Time is running out/I'll see you on the other side/I don't think there's another side/Time is running out, over and out...Good luck and goodbye!

14. "Don't Look Back" (written by Billy Vera) - Get your kicks on U.S. Nostalgia Route '66! Tom Cohan, a veteran of American Garage Rock (from his days playing with R&B Roots master Richard Taylor and Zehn Archar), is firmly in his element essaying this 1966 Billy Vera classic Nugget from The Remains' back catalog. Chunky bad-ass guitar riffs, Julie's swirling organ runs, Tom's snarling lead and the band's call-and-response chorus do Vera's original verily well. Props to Tops of the Garage Pops!

Two years since forming, Go Dog Go have already recorded 14 songs and Greg and Julie have even more in store, so stayed tuned to the usual social media sites for updates.

Good enough as Old Enough is, it's still no substitute for seeing the band live, where the energy is infectious and you never know what cover song will grace that night's set, like garage revivalists Jarvis Humby's "We Say Yeah," which opened their set at the 2017 Hampdenfest. (See Richard Taylor's video for "We Say Yeah" here.) Besides the Hives, I also recall hearing some Sonics and even a Replacements tune - the latter no doubt at 'Mats fanatic Cohan's prompting! - at GDG shows. But if you can't catch a show around town, Old is more than Enough to start with!

Go Fetch!: Old Enough is available for download, streaming or old-school CD purchase (for those of us who still like to fill rubbish dumps with our detritus) at bandcamp.com. You can also stream the album on Spotify. Additionally, "I Tried (To Get Over You" and "I Dig You" are available for free listening at SoundCloud. The album was recorded at Reggie Bladder Studios (aka Greg's basement) in Ellicott City, where it was produced by Greg Breazeale and mixed by Brandon Breazeale.

Go Dog Go are:
Greg Breazeale (bass &vocals)
Brandon Breazeale (drums & vocals)
Tom Cohan (guitar & vocals)
Julie Smith (keyboards & vocals)

Related Links:
Go Dog Go official site (godog-go.com)
Go Dog Go (Facebook)
Go Dog Go (Bandcamp)
Go Dog Go (YouTube)

Monday, October 29, 2018

WOWD's "Forbidden Alliance" Halloween Show (10-28-2018)

Special Guests: Chick Veditz, LesLee Anderson and Kim Kane

Kim Kane, Chick Veditz and LesLee Anderson with Robbie White and Weasel

"Forbidden Alliance" is Robbie White and Weasel's 9 a.m-to-noon Sunday morning retro rock program on Takoma Park's WOWD-LP (94.3 FM) radio station. These two DJs are music historians who know a thing or two because they've heard a thing or two, especially when it comes to the DC music scene. (The program title itself is taken from a Slickee Boys song on their 1979 Limp Records EP.)

"Forbidden Alliance," from the Slickee Boys 3rd EP (Limp Records, 1979)

But one of the things they also know all too well is the legacy of Baltimore's Marble Bar, which is lovingly celebrated whenever LesLee Anderson and Chick Veditz make the trek down to 7014 Westmoreland Drive in Takoma Park, and the October 28, 2018 program was no exception. This Halloween Weekend show was all Treat, though there were some Trix (Trixy & The Testones, to be specific).

Fordbidden Alliance - Halloween Show (10-28-2018)

Robbie White & Weasel hosted former Marble Bar empress LesLee Anderson and Slickee Boy Kim Kane (whose DC band played the Marble enough times to be considered honorary locals) live in studio, while Baltimore's Legendary Records maestro Chick Veditz "curated" (as the Millennials so love to say) a customized playlist for the occasion. Following an opening 90 minutes of timely horror-themed Halloween music, Chick spent the next half of the show spinning the indie punk-pop platters that mattered to those who lost their marbles at The Marble during its glory years from 1977-1987. It was great to hear Chick, LesLee and Kim reminisce about the Marble and DC bands and respective club circuits - and to hear that LesLee is writing a memoir! (As The Replacements sing, "I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy!") The fundraiser show also raised over $11,000 dollars, including a donation from Dundalk philanthropist Adolf Kowalski.

Amy and I tuned in just as Robbie played The Accused's "Time Out" back-to-back with Trixy & the Testones' cover of "Palisades Park." Chick pointed out that both bands featured Kraig "Trixy" Krixer, whom he characterized as "the best or one of the best" guitarists to come out of Charm City during this era.

Kraig Krixer with his custom KT Teardrop guitar,  modeled after Brian Jones' Vox Mark III (photo: Jay Grabowski)

Agreed, but I'd have to add that B-more's Guitar God was a three-headed deity, like King Ghidorah, that also included the noggins of Mark Harp (Mark "Harpo" Linthicum of Null Set, Cabal, Beatoes, etc., etc.) and Charlie Gatewood (Mr. Urbanity of Thee Katatonix and Dark Carnival). Alas, only Gatewood is still with us, Krixer having passed in 2011 and Harp in 2004. (On the DC side, that triumvirate of six-stringed samarais would have to include Tommy Keene, Slickee Boy Marshall Keith and Danny Gatton, natch.)

Mark Harp with Null Set

Charlie Gatewood (Mr. Urbanity) with Thee Katatonix

It was so fun to hear Baltimore bands get their due, among them Dave Wilcox's Pooba ("Poison," featuring Kraig Krixer), Lambs Eat Ivy ("Serpentine"), Judie's Fixation ("Martyr Me"), Thee Katatonix ("Ordinary Sunday), Da Moronics ("Mr. President), Food for Worms ("Pink Dishes"), The Dark Side ("Fun in Nicaragua"), The Raisinets ("Stay Limp" - FYI, Chuck Stephens and Bob Greenberg of The Raisinets were one of four bands that played at Chick's inaugural Anniversary Party in July 1978, along with The Reason, Loose Shoes Rhythm Band and, of course, The Slickee Boys), Elements of Design ("I Love a Man with Rhythm," from Merkin Record's 1989 Seedy Sampler record) and Braver Noise, featuring former members of The Bollocks and Law and Order, and whose "The Smiths Have Gone To Heaven" (also from Merkin's Seedy Sampler) I had never heard before. How could I have missed this classic, replete with signature Johnny Marr guitar riffs? Thanks Chick!

And it was great to hear LesLee give props to the gals of the Marble Bar, notably Rosie Wampler (she of a million bands - including Elements of Design - all of them great), Cindy Borchardt (The Beaters, The Monuments, Judie's Fixation)...

Cindy Borchardt

Rosalie Wampler

...and former John Waters star Edith Massey ("Punks, Get Off the Grass").

Edith Massey - "Punks, Get Off the Grass" (Egg Records, 1982)

LesLee reminded listeners that Edie Massey used to celebrate her birthday with an "extravaganza" at the Marble Bar during her "punk" phase. All agreed that Edie was a sweetheart, somebody who brushed off a heckler at a 9:30 Club show by saying, "Oh, I don't mind. That fella's just having a bad day."

Speaking of Mr. Waters' Dreamlander stars, Chick also had Robbie & Wease play "Born To Be Cheap" by erstwhile pop diva Divine ("Born To Be Cheap," from his 1982 appearance Live on David Letterman).

Divine - "Born To Be Cheap" single (Situation Two, 1981)

People sometimes forget that Edie wasn't the only Waters pop star. Mark Harp, for one, was a big fan of Divine's records - he even asked Divine about his success on the UK Pop Charts when he was in the audience during a 1984 Divine-Waters appearance on WJZ-TV's "People Are Talking"!

And LesLee revealed that she went to school with another Waters alumnus, Cookie Mueller! (I really want to read LesLee's memoirs now!). She then asked if anyone had seen  the new "I'm So Beautiful" Divine mural, painted by Gaia, on the side of the Earl Court Apartments on E. Preston Streets between St. Paul and Calvert Streets (as shown below).

Divine: "I'm So Beautiful" mural by Gaia

On the DC damsels side, The Dynettes' Cheri Grasso and Ruthie Logsdon of Ruthie and The Wranglers got shout-outs as well, and even stopped by the studio to help with the pledge drive. (Needless to say, Cheri's bandmates Martha Hull - the only female Slickee Boy - and Diana "Tru Fax" Quinn deserve shout-outs as well!). I hope this Forbidden Alliance (of Balto-DC bands as well as Baltimore-Montgomery County DJs - don't forget, Weasel's Wild Weekend starts on Fridays and Saturdays up in Towson on WTMD 89.7 FM) continues to be a regular format and that WOWD continues to WOW and D-light.

Related Links:
Forbidden Alliance WOWD FM (Facebook)
Forbidden Alliance 10-28-2018 Show (MixCloud)
"Forbidden Alliance" (archived radio programs)
Marble Bar (Baltimore) (Facebook)
Kraig Krixer, R.I.P. (Baltimore Or Less)